bare minimum? i thought you meant bear minimum. as in the smallest amount of bears possible. which is why i brought one bear. there’s one bear. aka. the smallest amount of bears possible. i mean this is a problem but at least it’s not like. bear maximum
replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less
If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat
when people barge into my room without asking…
*talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation
It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.
Being a dick even to demons
In honor of Autumn coming soon, here are some happy dogs that love the fall weather are aren’t afraid to show it. Have a great day everyone.